Yes, I felt the need to share some of the random things I say... or what some of my family and friends say.

Setting: Village Inn.

Grandma's Boyfriend: *talking to me* I could hook you up with one of my grandsons.  
Me: XD
Grandma: He has such sweet grandsons. ^^
Me: Okay, next time you go back to Minnesota, ya can hog-tie him and bring him back on the hood of your truck. XP
Mom & Grandma:  
Mom: We want him back in one piece. XD
Me: Some assembling may be required.
Family: XD!!!!

Setting: My House at Dinner.

Mom: You need to find yourself a rich farmer.
Me: When I find him I'll knock him out, tie him up, and drag him home. XP
Family: XD!!

Setting: Internet.

Me: I'm not a stalker! I'm a friend... a very close friend who sometimes camps out in your yard.
Internet Buddy: XD


Setting: Mall.

Me: Okay... next time we can go to Payless and mess with the shoes.
Friend: Okay.

Setting: Park.

Friend: One time my light sabor got wet and for a whole week, it smelled like feet! ^_^
Me: Interesting. ^_^

Pony: Hey, kids! Do you know what time it is?! ^__^
Kids: Tool Time!
Pony: No, silly-heads! XP It's time for 'Things We Say When We're High on Sugar'!
Kids: *start crying*
Pony: T_T

Setting: Movie Theater, late at night.

Me: Yeah, then everybody's happy!
Uber Friend: Except for the Leprechauns that live in my pillow. They're never happy.
Me: Why not?
Uber Friend: Whenever I give them sugar, the end up having a sugar hang-over the next morning and they're all grumpy. When I take away their sugar, they're angry cause they don't have their sugar.
Me: XD! Those poor leprechauns.

Setting: In Uber Friend's car, set before a street light.

Me: Hey! The other lights turned green! The arrow is suppose to turn green first! O_O
Uber Friend: The little man that lives in the light bulb must be drunk.
Me: XD! Nice!

Pony: The End!
Kids: *rejoicing*

Setting: Internet.

Me: At least your hiccups are gone! ^^
Internet Buddy: What hiccups?
Me: Exactly! ^__^
Internet Buddy: ... you're insane.
Me: XP